Robot Repair

Fidderly man needs to repair his robot. Say ‘crisps’ and at the end there is a sssspss. Ridge crisps collect the flavouring in the crevices, which makes them more manly.

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Soggy Get Away

He said to the shady man that he could count to one million and do the 13th times table. He didn’t live up to his word.

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Where the wild things are

Where the Wild Things are inspired entry for a contest by Little White Lies.

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Torrid Time

Get rid of the torrid time. Get useless power card and print off rare card from a scanned in version off the net the www then stick it on with double sided tape. Sell it and rake in the gold bar, the gold bar is too heavy for the rake, make rake from triangles the strongest shape ever. I don’t like putting curves in pictures because they are weak I am a strong triangle man. Not a crud cresent man.

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Blue Screen II

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Intrepid Explorer

He is an intrepid explorer has no boundaries. I’m an intrepid internet explorer surfing the world wide web. Riding all the best waves from Slime sports to Line flyer. From Neopets to Runescape. One time I got wasted and caught a massive wave surfing the world wide web to Newgrounds. Just imagine in the future everyone will have facebook and parents will spy on their kids going out. I’d have a decoy page.

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The fire has spread, but nobodies there to put it out. No one can put me out either I have had milkshake and put 4 teaspoons of powder in when the packet recommended 3.

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Blue Screen

It is 00:47 (4 and 7 looks really good together like when I eat cheesey crisps and get the orange flavouring on my fingers and conseal spots with it.) Soggy Simon has a blue screen of death and now he has lost his chips challenge progress. Also a powerpoint with applause sounds and car vooming sounds when each comic sans letter individually flies from left onto the screen. wuuuuhaaavveey wooordaarrrtt

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Get There

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