Illustration for the book Yuki 7: Looks That Kill
Please wrap your lips around the biscuit when taking a bite to stop crums from falling on the new carpet. This man was messy like the kind of fidderly person who comes in your room and looks at your objects and then never puts them back in the place he got them from. Hide your objects, hide your objects. The fine artist is coming and they want to turn them into found objects. If I place your conker next to your pebble it suddenly means conker is weak compared to pebble and the viewer has to ask themselves if they are strong or weak. The found object combination is so strong and the concept so high that spy uses as a distraction. Guards leave their posts to ask themselves a question. I took pictures of a banana rotting in my room and it means I’m a massive smeg head.
The snidey little scoundrel man with a briefcase full of filth. Scuttling around like when I go to a friends house for tea and his annoying happy dousche dog with dog breath wags its tail which smacks into everything as it tries to eat humanoid food. My friend has a mountain bike with crud catcher mud guards, can dive off the top board at Tudor Grange swimming baths and can run really fast.
If your interested in my process you can see an insight into how I made this picture at the amazing ISO50 blog.
This is for the Kitsune Noir Desktop Wallpaper Project. I always use the wallpapers on there so I was a keen man when Bobby asked if I could assemble one.
I quite like wallpapers to be fairly barren and thought of the idea which he gracefully quotes in the text beneath.You can download the wallpaper here, thanks Bobby!
The water looks quite choppy, but it is stagnant.Hopefully the fidderly man will change that after the mountains
They take your eye to put it in a potion and cast spells on you. Now you have a tickle in the back of your throat and want to cough whenever at a talk, threatre or movie.
He said to the shady man that he could count to one million and do the 13th times table. He didn’t live up to his word.
He is an intrepid explorer has no boundaries. I’m an intrepid internet explorer surfing the world wide web. Riding all the best waves from Slime sports to Line flyer. From Neopets to Runescape. One time I got wasted and caught a massive wave surfing the world wide web to Newgrounds. Just imagine in the future everyone will have facebook and parents will spy on their kids going out. I’d have a decoy page.
The fire has spread, but nobodies there to put it out. No one can put me out either I have had milkshake and put 4 teaspoons of powder in when the packet recommended 3.
It is 00:47 (4 and 7 looks really good together like when I eat cheesey crisps and get the orange flavouring on my fingers and conseal spots with it.) Soggy Simon has a blue screen of death and now he has lost his chips challenge progress. Also a powerpoint with applause sounds and car vooming sounds when each comic sans letter individually flies from left onto the screen. wuuuuhaaavveey wooordaarrrtt