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Yuki 7: Carbonated Bullets

Illustration for the book Yuki 7: Looks That Kill

Please wrap your lips around the biscuit when taking a bite to stop crums from falling on the new carpet. This man was messy like the kind of fidderly person who comes in your room and looks at your objects and then never puts them back in the place he got them from. Hide your objects, hide your objects. The fine artist is coming and they want to turn them into found objects. If I place your conker next to your pebble it suddenly means conker is weak compared to pebble and the viewer has to ask themselves if they are strong or weak. The found object combination is so strong and the concept so high that spy uses as a distraction. Guards leave their posts to ask themselves a question.  I took pictures of a banana rotting in my room and it means I’m a massive smeg head.

The Snide of a Scoundrel Man – ISO50 process feature

The snidey little scoundrel man with a briefcase full of filth. Scuttling around like when I go to a friends house for tea and his annoying happy dousche dog with dog breath wags its tail which smacks into everything as it tries to eat humanoid food. My friend has a mountain bike with crud catcher mud guards, can dive off the top board at Tudor Grange swimming baths and can run really fast.

If your interested in my process you can see an insight into how I made this picture at the amazing ISO50 blog.

Intrepid Explorer

He is an intrepid explorer has no boundaries. I’m an intrepid internet explorer surfing the world wide web. Riding all the best waves from Slime sports to Line flyer. From Neopets to Runescape. One time I got wasted and caught a massive wave surfing the world wide web to Newgrounds. Just imagine in the future everyone will have facebook and parents will spy on their kids going out. I’d have a decoy page.

Blue Screen

It is 00:47 (4 and 7 looks really good together like when I eat cheesey crisps and get the orange flavouring on my fingers and conseal spots with it.) Soggy Simon has a blue screen of death and now he has lost his chips challenge progress. Also a powerpoint with applause sounds and car vooming sounds when each comic sans letter individually flies from left onto the screen. wuuuuhaaavveey wooordaarrrtt