Matthew Lyons

The water looks quite choppy, but it is stagnant.

Hopefully the fidderly man will change that after the mountains

In the medievil future this man doesn’t know what to wear outside. Out the window it doesn’t look drab drab, but very windy. The TV personality suggests a cagoule, because the wind will just brush past the seductive streamlined material of the cagoule.

They take your eye to put it in a potion and cast spells on you. Now you have a tickle in the back of your throat and want to cough whenever at a talk, threatre or movie.

Fidderly man needs to repair his robot. Say ‘crisps’ and at the end there is a sssspss. Ridge crisps collect the flavouring in the crevices, which makes them more manly.