Author Archives: Matthew Lyons

Blue Screen

It is 00:47 (4 and 7 looks really good together like when I eat cheesey crisps and get the orange flavouring on my fingers and conseal spots with it.) Soggy Simon has a blue screen of death and now he has lost his chips challenge progress. Also a powerpoint with applause sounds and car vooming sounds when each comic sans letter individually flies from left onto the screen. wuuuuhaaavveey wooordaarrrtt

Thinking didn’t pay off

Sometimes think about things it means get too worried and afraid to do it. I was going to dive off the top board, but then I kept thinking about it and got too scared where as some people just do it. Wish I could just do it like nikey warriors do.

Barren barry land


Where are his cronies. He has no cronies. I’d hate to be someones croney they are always novice. Most of the time they are usually half creature half human aswell. It’s a good thing that screen he is looking at is back lit. It means he can play with it when its past his bed time and the lights are turned out smehehe.