Erase: The Lust for Logs (1978)
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Author Archives: Matthew Lyons
Stagnant Water
The water looks quite choppy, but it is stagnant.Hopefully the fidderly man will change that after the mountains
Cagoule Advice
In the medievil future this man doesn’t know what to wear outside. Out the window it doesn’t look drab drab, but very windy. The TV personality suggests a cagoule, because the wind will just brush past the seductive streamlined material of the cagoule.
One eye short
They take your eye to put it in a potion and cast spells on you. Now you have a tickle in the back of your throat and want to cough whenever at a talk, threatre or movie.
Robot Repair
Fidderly man needs to repair his robot. Say ‘crisps’ and at the end there is a sssspss. Ridge crisps collect the flavouring in the crevices, which makes them more manly.
Soggy Get Away
He said to the shady man that he could count to one million and do the 13th times table. He didn’t live up to his word.
Where the wild things are
Where the Wild Things are inspired entry for a contest by Little White Lies.
Torrid Time
Get rid of the torrid time. Get useless power card and print off rare card from a scanned in version off the net the www then stick it on with double sided tape. Sell it and rake in the gold bar, the gold bar is too heavy for the rake, make rake from triangles the strongest shape ever. I don’t like putting curves in pictures because they are weak I am a strong triangle man. Not a crud cresent man.
Blue Screen II
Intrepid Explorer
He is an intrepid explorer has no boundaries. I’m an intrepid internet explorer surfing the world wide web. Riding all the best waves from Slime sports to Line flyer. From Neopets to Runescape. One time I got wasted and caught a massive wave surfing the world wide web to Newgrounds. Just imagine in the future everyone will have facebook and parents will spy on their kids going out. I’d have a decoy page.
